Hi! I'm Crow...the...cow. Welcome to my little corner of the web, where I'm trying to throw
together some of the best ultracool mega-hyped info superhiway video and audio. What I'm
trying to say is that I spent about 30,000 hours downloading pictures, sounds, and videos like
a slavish geekboy. And why? Um I'll have to think about it. Oh, but by all means, enjoy, partake,
whatever it is you like to do. I'm going to go grab some pasta or something.

Currently featuring 49 Images and 18 Sounds

Images

SOL Pics (You know, us)

Cast Shots
Group photo #1 - crew.jpg
Group photo #2 - crew2.jpg
Group photo #3 - crew3.jpg
Group photo #4(B&W) - From episode Guide - crew4.jpg
Mike & The 'Bots #1 - mgyp.jpg
Mike With the Bots And Amnesia - amnesia.gif
Host Shots
KTMA Joel - ktmajoel.jpg
Bot Shots (Get it?? Hah! Ugh.)
KTMA bots - ktmabots.jpg
The bots - thebots.jpg
Cambot #1(B&W - From episode Guide) - cambot.jpg
Cambot #2 (From Robot Roll Call) - cambot.jpg
Crow #1(B&W) - From episode Guide - crowbw.jpg
Crow (That picture on the left) - crowsolo.gif
Gypsy #1(B&W) - From episode Guide - gypsybw.jpg
Gypsy #2 (From Robot Roll Call) - gypsy.jpg
Servo #1(B&W) - From episode Guide - servobw.jpg
Servo #2 - servsolo.jpg
Mike as a bot - mikebot.jpg
Episode "Action" shots
Joel in a scarf (Episode 106 - The Crawling Hand) - Joelscarf.jpg
Crow as an astronaut (Episode 111 - Moon Zero Two) - crowastro.jpg
Gypsy has a cotton problem (Episode112 - Untamed Youth) - cottonproblem.jpg
Joel Vs. Timmy (episode 416 - Fire Maidens From Outer Space) - joeltimmy.jpg
The one, the only - Turkey Volume Guessing Man - tvgm.jpg
Mike's Brother Eddy - eddy.jpg
Mike in space (Did I forget something?) - mikespace.jpg
Crow in drag - crowoman.jpg
Inventions
The Electric Bagpipes (Episode 101 - The Crawling Eye) - electricbagpipes.jpg
The motorcycle airbag helmet (Episode 102 - The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy) - airbaghelmet.jpg
The Hell in a Handbag (Episode 103 - Mad Monster)- hellinhandbag.jpg
Joel's Finger-Sensing Saw (Episode 106 - The Crawling Hand) - joelfingersaw.jpg
The Nitro-burning funny pipe (Episode 110 - Robot Holocaust) - nitropipe.jpg
Milk and Cookie Transport (Episode 111 - Moon Zero Two) - milkncookie.jpg
The self-extinguishing lighter (Episode 112 - Untamed Youth) - speciallighter.jpg
Miscellaneous
The Nanites - nanites.jpg

Deep 13/Pearl Era pics

Cast Shots
The doctor himself - doctorf.gif
Doctor Forrester, Larry, and some Tapes - drflar.jpg
Frank and Forrester - frank2.gif
Frank with Larry on a milk carton (Episode 201 - Rocketship X-M) - frank.gif
The Observer - observer1.jpg
Pearl & Clayton Forrester - pearl..gif
Season 9 Cast - mads.GIF
Episode "Action" shots
Frank cracks under the pressure (Episode 603 - The Dead Talk Back) - finterrog2.jpg
Pearl doubts - josad.jpg
TV's Frank & Dr. F Want YOU! - madpoint.jpg
Inventions
Clay And Lar's Flesh Barn (Episode 104 - Women of the Prehistoric Planet) - clynlar.jpg
The Flaming Flower (Episode 105 - The Corpse Vanishes) - flamingflower.jpg
The Flaming Whoopie Cushion (Episode 107 - Robot Monster) - flamingwhoopie.jpg
Screaming Cotton Candy! (Episode 108 - The Slime People) - cottoncandyscream.jpg

Assorted Other Pics
Mike & Joel with the bots - mst3k-cast.gif

And now for the sound files, you fanboy you!

Me! Yes, that's right - me! Words of wisdom for every child.

sartre.wav - "I believe in the existential hero..." - Horror of Party Beach, 157 K - JDA
Mmmbop.mp3 - Crow's version. - Horror of Party Beach, 16k - JDA
hatmuffin.wav - "HQ, my hat looks like a muffin..." - Parts, the Clonus Horror, 29K
snickersnag.wav - "Death by snickersnag." - Space Mutiny, 21K
crowgrandma.mp3 - Crow's grandma decoration fetish. - Leech Woman, 17k - JDA
Sharpknife.mp3 - Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. - Leech Woman, 17k - JDA

Oh yeah and Tom lives here too! He's not quite right though, if you know what I mean.

What.wav - Tom's pantyhose. 43k
Plaid.wav - Tom's Fashion Sense - Time Chasers, 46K
Starfleet.wav - "Starfleet doesn't allow it." - Leech Woman, 52K - JDA
Neil.wav - "NEIL!" - Leech Woman, 48K - JDA
Jed.wav - "JED!" - Leech Woman, 27k - JDA

And Mike. What else can I say about him?

Getit.wav - "Now I get it!" - Clonus the Parts Horror, 35K
Lovetepid.wav - "Love is a many tepid thing." - Leech Woman, 74K - JDA
Notin.wav - "Not in this scene..." - Leech Woman, 94K - JDA
Western.wav - "It's over here in the east, right?" - Horror of Party Beach, 56K
Greatwhite.mp3 - "Arrrr" - Horror of Party Beach, 12k - JDA

Ahh, Joel. The memories we had...ah, hell, who am I kidding? I barely remember the guy!

Satan.wav - "Hi, I'm Satan..." 28K

And in a rare show of unity...

140yrs.wav - "140 Years!!" - Leech Woman, 144K - JDA

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are all copyright ©Best Brains Inc. - all rights reserveed. In no way is this site meant to replace
or devalue the work of Best Brains or the Sci-Fi channel, or claim to be an official site.
I am simply a big fan who wants to share his collection with other fans. And that's that!

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